Last night my dad suggested I should shave because “you don’t want to look like one of these drug dealers I see on CSI-Miami.” I suppose I should be comforted he referenced a show that was at least relatively more contemporary than his normal go-to “The Closer,” which I’m confident is not watched voluntarily by anyone under the age of 40. It also should be noted it’s obvious now that my dad is pretty suspicious of anyone with facial hair.
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