Enough with the cargo shorts. It took this tourist legit two full stops to find his cell phone. While searching he pulled out two maps, gum, sunglasses, keys (complete with I heart NY keychain), a Reader’s Digest, a bottle of water, his wallet, a pocket knife, and some chap stick. He looked like he had just robbed a street kiosk and was slowly getting away on the local.
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